To all you guys who are struggeling with developing things with TYPO3. I love that spaceship. This is something you can use to build global corporation sites. So don't be surprise that you can't set up a website in 10minutes, after a day of playing around with that CMS. You need time to get used to specific way of work with that sytem. And if you don't have time, I'll be happy to fix any problems for you;) typo3 support if you hate typo3;) peace out wm(at)devfriends.pl
@PreviousCommenter: Yes, it is a big ass ship, built to serve every need and serve thousands. And just like the Titanic, it is engineered without proper vision and inadequate tools, led by lunatics to steer full steam, head on into an iceberg once it is put into water. Peace out.
TYPO3 is not that bad in itself, but without proper documentation it's next to useless unless you plan to use 1+ year of yor life trying to dig through the source codes.
Just spent a week trying to make a simple backend module which displays Hello World. All available tutorials and docs are incomplete, broken, useless huge piles of text which don't help in any way. Now going on bravely trying to add the functionality I originally wanted. Hoping to finish within this century, but it doesn't seem verly likely.
FAL sucks, kills system when you copy CEs with filereferences... yes and the createQuery thing either, per default it doesn't select all fields... to be continued
I'm about ready to shoot myself... Wait, that's not constructive. I'll shoot the client and get drunk... Yea, that should be on the first page of every typo3 documentation... Shoot client, get drunk.
Upgrading a site from 4.5 to 6.2. The most painful upgrade experience I have ever had. Whoever wrote the realurl extension should be hung, drawn and quartered. I am still at it, just endless banging my head against the wall, tracing function calls through endless levels of abstraction. Someone save me.
Trying to upgrade a Typo3 site with some Custom code that uses $TSFE->isEXTincScript();, which doesn't exist any more in typo3 6.2
There are about 3 pages on the internet from like 2009 that (fail to) explain what it does, and they say it has something to do with PHP_SCRIPT objects.
So, searching for PHP_SCRIPT objects to try and work out WTF this code does and how to write compatible code, I came accross this email thread:
François Suter wrote: > 1) should the TSref explicitly discourage usage of PHP_SCRIPT objects? > 2) should we go further and actually deprecate such objects in 4.6?
+1 to both and another point: remove all references to them from the documentation. If people do not know about them, they will not try to create them.
-- Dmitry Dulepov TYPO3 core&security team member E-mail: dmitry.dulepov at typo3.org Web: http://dmitry-dulepov.com/
When you update TYPO3 4.5.x to 6.2, you need to uninstall the extensions first. its possible to make a update without any problems, but never test it on a running system, may you destroy it.... do it on a backuped system first. Then, when you know how it works, no problems anymore....
The TYPO3 version chaos and extension version chaos, isnt really good, finish first things and make it complete stable before you realease new thinks! ! ! Yeah, its not all gold what the typo3 devs did and done, Version 7.2 getting really adventurous. But, i think TYPO3 getting better (Most hope for the next years in version 6.x)
It s the crapiest CMS ever. Typo3 is a pain in the ass. espescially for developers and website maintainers. Everything is made much more complicated than it has to be. The documentation on there FUCKING WEBSITE is outdated. A shitload of classes is not supported anymore. They even haven't changed the information that namespace is used now instead of tx_blabla_blabla convention. DAMN I HATE THIS SHIT: AND I THINK IT S going to be the REASON TO QUIT MY JOB.
Problems developing an extbase extension in the last 2 days:
- Extbase ORM won't allow you to update the database to NULL, it will just set 0, which means I can't use a foreign key constraint in the database Time lost with this: ~3 hours. Eventual solution: disable the unique index, write a custom hook to unset the relations upon delete
- Need to do a country/region select box with ajax. Trivial matter in any other framework, typo3 THE MOST DIFFICULT THING I HAVE EVER HAD TO DO. How the F do you set up an endpoint for ajax in TYPO3? Use a PAGE typeNum set up in typoscript, then generate a ridiculously unusable url to finally get to your controller. Result? Blank page and no error message whatsoever. Solution: Don't know still working on it. Apparently there is another way using something called Eid, but I can't find any recent documentation. SERIOUSLY? No simple way to do an ajax endpoint? I have lost half a day on something that should take about 30 mins. And don't get me started on FLUID. Why can't they just use twig? I cant do an AND or a NOT check? I have to write yet another view helper? Yesterday I was trying to write inline validation for form fields, something you have to do on LITERALLY EVERY FORM YOU WILL EVER CODE. For each inline validator, it was about 20 lines of code WTF???
And the FLUID syntax is SO unintuitive, I spend ages debugging syntax errors. Should the variable be inside just curly braces, or curly braces and single quotes? EVERY time I have to look it up. And woe betide anyone that should put a space in the wrong place, which seems to follow no consistent pattern.
And best of all I love the error messages. No line numbers of where the error occurred, or even the file it occurred in for that matter. Not even a vague description of what the error might be. Just "Oops! You've made an error. Guess what it is!".
And why does Extbase try to recursively validate all relations, even when you have told it not to? If I add a user to my event, I don't need Extbase to validate the region that is related to the user, and the country which is related the region.
Feel like validating a form with elements that are not directly mapped to your domain object? Good luck with that.
I hate that in fluid, if you have a syntax error, which you will many times as it is such stupid markup, it tells you useful errors such as "You have closed a tag you have never opened!". A line number would be most helpful, you fuckers.
There is just a single word I want to put in the Typo3 devs
Documentation.
Please. Recent, complete, and clear documentation. I can do with spaghetti code, square wheels, anything... But please, provide us documentation, U know, the dev Bible???
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Seriously, TYPO3 is big waste, why someone choose this CMS is not understandable. It sucks Big Time. Not user friendly at all. Not a single reason to select typo3 over other CMS. TYPO3 Team are Big Asshole...
FUCK TYPO3! I quit my job because of this horrible piece of software (no joke)! Now, one year later, they still can't find anyone who wants to do this shit!!
Good post. I learn something totally new and challenging on blogs I stumble upon on a daily basis. It will always be interesting to read articles from other authors and practice something from their websites...
Now, after years Typo3 V4.x to V7.6x and hours and hours and more hours of wasted time - it is obvious to me. I became enlightened. You have to know denglish to be able to figure out any sort of documentation. Eyes hurt in forums that show typoscripts because it simply hurts - formatation and everything basically. And I´ve been programming for 25 years. Assembler to C++. The most extensions are not compatible with new versions of Typo3, so you have to modify them yourself. The Backend visual has improved slightly. Caches, Bad Documentation, Typoscript, there is always a reason to spend roughly 5 times more on every simple task you´d do anywhere. The only reason, why anyone would choose Typo3, they have their own extension collection and to develope such, they had a year of minimum exposure. And now they do not want to throw it into the trash bin.
Typo3 makes me want to develop in Joomla. A rumor says that they force Guantanamo Bay prisoners to make a website in it it until they break and start talking. When I'm hungry I just turn on the computer and start coding Typo3 - there's more spaghetti in it than in my kitchen.
On a serious note, I love solving problems with programming languages but using a mix of TypoScript, Fluid and convulted framework makes me want to find a new job. It's like solving my customer's/employer's problem + Typo3 problem. And I'm not getting paid for the second part.
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LOooOOooL TYPO3! WTF. This is not for "Content Management" - this is for Developer. IMHO: An "Content Management Software" should not need to be develop. The main function should to this job out of the box. Why is need to program (script) the fucking TypoScript to display anywhere? I've wrote my own CMS in PHP (MVC pattern) and it works fine. The have ton only define *ONE* template with sections, where can be loaded extensions/plugins.
NO OVERHEAD! NO COMPLEX PROGRAMMING! NO FUCKING SCRIPTING FOR USERS! P = PAGE { 10 = TEXT { .... } }
It's truly terrible how almost everything is arrays and global state, naming conventions and (apparently) commonly known abbreviations look like bad C code from 30 years ago. A great example of how utterly terrifying PHP can look if you the wrong people write it.
I have 1 word to describe my frustration with typo3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I struggled for months to build this damn 1 site simple site, which I could do CMS, backend admin from scratch hand in PHP in 1 month or less, probably I could learn react from nothing and be faster.
Today I am losing my shit. CLIENT: Can you change anchor links to links. Me: Sure it should take about 15min.......... After 5h I am here getting a nervous breakdown.
How the fuck can you make a steaming pile of shit like TYPO3 and give it out of the world.
You would think that changing the '#' to a '/' would work right, naaaa fuck that it will break, but hey '?' works and even generates a hash. I know I a new to it but I mean ccoooooooooooome one why nothing that is logical works here random-ass variable names, weird wrappers.
If I get 1 more Typo3 porject I say bye bye Germany and fuck the guy who made it and all core developers who are pushing it forwards, I hope you get good pay cuz pushing this plague on the world is like torture.
TYPO3 is pretty nice at the time writing this (v11). Support the best CMS I've ever used, download it plz best CMS <3 https://get.typo3.org/misc/composer/helper
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Why does this still exist:S
Seriously, Kasper? Like, SERIOUSLY? How on earth did this stuff get so popular?
To all you guys who are struggeling with developing things with TYPO3. I love that spaceship. This is something you can use to build global corporation sites. So don't be surprise that you can't set up a website in 10minutes, after a day of playing around with that CMS. You need time to get used to specific way of work with that sytem. And if you don't have time, I'll be happy to fix any problems for you;) typo3 support if you hate typo3;) peace out wm(at)devfriends.pl
@PreviousCommenter: Yes, it is a big ass ship, built to serve every need and serve thousands. And just like the Titanic, it is engineered without proper vision and inadequate tools, led by lunatics to steer full steam, head on into an iceberg once it is put into water. Peace out.
http://i59.tinypic.com/25ai1xg.jpg
it gets worse after /var/www/html..
Before this thread gets rusty:
TYPO3: go to hell!!!
And yes, I hate this undocumented, spagettified bullshit called typo3
An absolutely pain in the ass
i dont understand your problems, you hate something what is complete for free, its open source
you guys insult everyone who use typo3. that is not fair
Yeah, its for free.
BUT: implementation and maintenance is a trap:
Poor technology * rinky dink programmers * marketing squallers = cash burn.
Thats why Typo3 really sucks.
TYPO3 is not that bad in itself, but without proper documentation it's next to useless unless you plan to use 1+ year of yor life trying to dig through the source codes.
typo3 it's not user friendly it waste of your time
They reinvented the wheel. Now it is square. Bummer!
so...I just had to move a small sized typo3 site..
thank god, the sql dump is only 560 MB large...
Fuck you Kasper!!! You ruined my life!
I also hate it - over all!
Just spent a week trying to make a simple backend module which displays Hello World. All available tutorials and docs are incomplete, broken, useless huge piles of text which don't help in any way. Now going on bravely trying to add the functionality I originally wanted. Hoping to finish within this century, but it doesn't seem verly likely.
FAL sucks, kills system when you copy CEs with filereferences... yes and the createQuery thing either, per default it doesn't select all fields... to be continued
I'm about ready to shoot myself... Wait, that's not constructive. I'll shoot the client and get drunk... Yea, that should be on the first page of every typo3 documentation... Shoot client, get drunk.
"Shoot client, get drunk.” - Amen.
Upgrading a site from 4.5 to 6.2. The most painful upgrade experience I have ever had. Whoever wrote the realurl extension should be hung, drawn and quartered.
I am still at it, just endless banging my head against the wall, tracing function calls through endless levels of abstraction. Someone save me.
Trying to upgrade a Typo3 site with some Custom code that uses $TSFE->isEXTincScript();, which doesn't exist any more in typo3 6.2
There are about 3 pages on the internet from like 2009 that (fail to) explain what it does, and they say it has something to do with PHP_SCRIPT objects.
So, searching for PHP_SCRIPT objects to try and work out WTF this code does and how to write compatible code, I came accross this email thread:
François Suter wrote:
> 1) should the TSref explicitly discourage usage of PHP_SCRIPT objects?
> 2) should we go further and actually deprecate such objects in 4.6?
+1 to both and another point: remove all references to them from the
documentation. If people do not know about them, they will not try to
create them.
--
Dmitry Dulepov
TYPO3 core&security team member
E-mail: dmitry.dulepov at typo3.org
Web: http://dmitry-dulepov.com/
Dmitry Dulepov, you are a sadist and a CUNT
When you update TYPO3 4.5.x to 6.2, you need to uninstall the extensions first. its possible to make a update without any problems, but never test it on a running system, may you destroy it.... do it on a backuped system first. Then, when you know how it works, no problems anymore....
The TYPO3 version chaos and extension version chaos, isnt really good, finish first things and make it complete stable before you realease new thinks! ! ! Yeah, its not all gold what the typo3 devs did and done, Version 7.2 getting really adventurous. But, i think TYPO3 getting better (Most hope for the next years in version 6.x)
TYPO3 IS THE WORST PIECE OF SOFTWARE I HAVE EVER LAYED EYES ON!!!!
Fuck but really fuck Typo3.
If I knew I would have to mess with it one day, I would be a farmer or a bartender or a barber, just not a web-dev.
It s the crapiest CMS ever. Typo3 is a pain in the ass. espescially for developers and website maintainers. Everything is made much more complicated than it has to be. The documentation on there FUCKING WEBSITE is outdated. A shitload of classes is not supported anymore. They even haven't changed the information that namespace is used now instead of tx_blabla_blabla convention. DAMN I HATE THIS SHIT: AND I THINK IT S going to be the REASON TO QUIT MY JOB.
fuck Typo3. burn it. and burn its developers. ITS SHIT. WASTE OF TIME. AND MINDRAPE.
i switched to wp and had the job done in 2 days.
before that??
tried to read into T3 and extensions for about 3 weeks...
typo3 makes me wanna quit my job...
Problems developing an extbase extension in the last 2 days:
- Extbase ORM won't allow you to update the database to NULL, it will just set 0, which means I can't use a foreign key constraint in the database
Time lost with this: ~3 hours. Eventual solution: disable the unique index, write a custom hook to unset the relations upon delete
- Need to do a country/region select box with ajax. Trivial matter in any other framework, typo3 THE MOST DIFFICULT THING I HAVE EVER HAD TO DO. How the F do you set up an endpoint for ajax in TYPO3? Use a PAGE typeNum set up in typoscript, then generate a ridiculously unusable url to finally get to your controller. Result? Blank page and no error message whatsoever.
Solution: Don't know still working on it. Apparently there is another way using something called Eid, but I can't find any recent documentation.
SERIOUSLY? No simple way to do an ajax endpoint? I have lost half a day on something that should take about 30 mins.
And don't get me started on FLUID. Why can't they just use twig? I cant do an AND or a NOT check? I have to write yet another view helper? Yesterday I was trying to write inline validation for form fields, something you have to do on LITERALLY EVERY FORM YOU WILL EVER CODE. For each inline validator, it was about 20 lines of code WTF???
And the FLUID syntax is SO unintuitive, I spend ages debugging syntax errors. Should the variable be inside just curly braces, or curly braces and single quotes? EVERY time I have to look it up. And woe betide anyone that should put a space in the wrong place, which seems to follow no consistent pattern.
And best of all I love the error messages. No line numbers of where the error occurred, or even the file it occurred in for that matter. Not even a vague description of what the error might be. Just "Oops! You've made an error. Guess what it is!".
And why does Extbase try to recursively validate all relations, even when you have told it not to? If I add a user to my event, I don't need Extbase to validate the region that is related to the user, and the country which is related the region.
Feel like validating a form with elements that are not directly mapped to your domain object? Good luck with that.
I hate that in fluid, if you have a syntax error, which you will many times as it is such stupid markup, it tells you useful errors such as "You have closed a tag you have never opened!". A line number would be most helpful, you fuckers.
Great page. I hope Typo3 dies soon. Keep the hate flowin'!
Is Typo3 still a thing in 2015? :S
There is just a single word I want to put in the Typo3 devs
Documentation.
Please. Recent, complete, and clear documentation. I can do with spaghetti code, square wheels, anything... But please, provide us documentation, U know, the dev Bible???
Toooo many new releases 6.2.x 7.x an now 8.x ... omg ... nothing is really stable... PLS maintenance the extensions... its a mess
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Seriously, TYPO3 is big waste, why someone choose this CMS is not understandable. It sucks Big Time. Not user friendly at all. Not a single reason to select typo3 over other CMS. TYPO3 Team are Big Asshole...
FUCK TYPO3! I quit my job because of this horrible piece of software (no joke)! Now, one year later, they still can't find anyone who wants to do this shit!!
Good post. I learn something totally new and challenging on blogs I stumble upon on a daily basis. It will always be interesting to read articles from other authors and practice something from their websites...
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Now, after years Typo3 V4.x to V7.6x and hours and hours and more hours of wasted time - it is obvious to me. I became enlightened. You have to know denglish to be able to figure out any sort of documentation. Eyes hurt in forums that show typoscripts because it simply hurts - formatation and everything basically. And I´ve been programming for 25 years. Assembler to C++. The most extensions are not compatible with new versions of Typo3, so you have to modify them yourself. The Backend visual has improved slightly. Caches, Bad Documentation, Typoscript, there is always a reason to spend roughly 5 times more on every simple task you´d do anywhere. The only reason, why anyone would choose Typo3, they have their own extension collection and to develope such, they had a year of minimum exposure. And now they do not want to throw it into the trash bin.
Typo3 makes me want to develop in Joomla. A rumor says that they force Guantanamo Bay prisoners to make a website in it it until they break and start talking. When I'm hungry I just turn on the computer and start coding Typo3 - there's more spaghetti in it than in my kitchen.
On a serious note, I love solving problems with programming languages but using a mix of TypoScript, Fluid and convulted framework makes me want to find a new job. It's like solving my customer's/employer's problem + Typo3 problem. And I'm not getting paid for the second part.
- How many Typo3 developers does it take to change a bulb?
- One, two days of time and a box of antidepressants.
To extend an existing extension and output one line of text, I needed to add/edit 9 files.
I really appreciate information shared above. It’s of great help. If someone want to learn Online (Virtual) instructor lead live training in Typo3, kindly contact us http://www.maxmunus.com/contact
MaxMunus Offer World Class Virtual Instructor led training on Typo3. We have industry expert trainer. We provide Training Material and Software Support. MaxMunus has successfully conducted 100000+ trainings in India, USA, UK, Australlia, Switzerland, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Bangladesh, Bahrain and UAE etc.
For Demo Contact us:
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Typo 3 sucks.
I'd rather get ball cancer than having to deal with this piece of shit typo3 software
Fuck TYPO3 sucks
Fuck Typo3! Fucking mess. Get away from that. Its not even possible to introduce CSRF Tokens without mayor changes in code. WTF CMS is that?!
TYPO3 sucks big time. Don't use it - it's a trap.
TYPO3 is raping and molesting PHP and all it's great things we have nowadays!
NO TYPO3!
This article was a really interesting read, information has been presented in a clear and concise manner. Thanks!
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LOooOOooL TYPO3!
WTF. This is not for "Content Management" - this is for Developer.
IMHO: An "Content Management Software" should not need to be develop. The main function should to this job out of the box.
Why is need to program (script) the fucking TypoScript to display anywhere? I've wrote my own CMS in PHP (MVC pattern) and it works fine. The have ton only define *ONE* template with sections, where can be loaded extensions/plugins.
NO OVERHEAD! NO COMPLEX PROGRAMMING! NO FUCKING SCRIPTING FOR USERS!
P = PAGE {
10 = TEXT {
....
}
}
WHAT A BULLSHIT!
It's truly terrible how almost everything is arrays and global state, naming conventions and (apparently) commonly known abbreviations look like bad C code from 30 years ago. A great example of how utterly terrifying PHP can look if you the wrong people write it.
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FUCK TYPO3, IT'S A NIGHTMARE FOR DEVELOPERS AND FOR BUSINESS OWNERS. DON'T USE IT, IT'S A TRAP !
Thanks a lot of
I seriously want to end my life.
I have to work with Typo3 because our customer thinks it's so great....
I would never voluntarily use this crap. I'd rather hit rusty nails in my brain.
Fuck Typo3 - use Processwire. A system that really fulfills the definition of CMS.
I have 1 word to describe my frustration with typo3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I struggled for months to build this damn 1 site simple site, which I could do CMS, backend admin from scratch hand in PHP in 1 month or less, probably I could learn react from nothing and be faster.
Today I am losing my shit.
CLIENT: Can you change anchor links to links.
Me: Sure it should take about 15min..........
After 5h I am here getting a nervous breakdown.
How the fuck can you make a steaming pile of shit like TYPO3 and give it out of the world.
typolink.parameter.dataWrap = |#{field:tx_content_slug_fragment}
You would think that changing the '#' to a '/' would work right, naaaa fuck that it will break, but hey '?' works and even generates a hash. I know I a new to it but I mean ccoooooooooooome one why nothing that is logical works here random-ass variable names, weird wrappers.
If I get 1 more Typo3 porject I say bye bye Germany and fuck the guy who made it and all core developers who are pushing it forwards, I hope you get good pay cuz pushing this plague on the world is like torture.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU TYPO3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, fuck this CMS so much !
TYPO3 is pretty nice at the time writing this (v11). Support the best CMS I've ever used, download it plz best CMS <3 https://get.typo3.org/misc/composer/helper
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